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long_quote += " Wha's Like Us? Damn few and they're a' deid! "; long_quote += "The average Englishman, in the home he calls his castle, slips into his national costume - a shabby raincoat - patented by Chemist Charles MacIntosh from Glasgow, Scotland. Enroute to his office he strides along the English land, surfaced by John MacAdam of Ayr, Scotland. "; long_quote += "He drives an English car fitted with tires invented by John Boyd Dunlop, Veterinary Surgeon of Dreghorn, Scotland. "; long_quote += "At the office, he receives a the mail bearing adhesive stamps invented by John Chalmers, Bookseller and Printer of Dundee, Scotland. "; long_quote += "During the day he uses the telephone invented by Alexander Graham Bell, born in Edinburgh, Scotland. "; long_quote += "At home in the evening his daughter pedals her bicycle invented by Kirkpatrick MacMillan, Blacksmith of Thornhill, Dumfriesshire, Scotland. "; long_quote += "He watches the news on TV, an invention of John Logie Baird of Helensburgh, Scotland and hears an item about the U. S. Navy founded by John Paul Jones of Kirkbean, Scotland. "; long_quote += "Nowhere can an Englishman turn to escape the ingenuity of the Scots. "; long_quote += "He has by now been reminded too much of Scotland and in desperation he picks up the Bible, only to find that the first man mentioned in the good book is a Scot - King James VI - who authorized its translation. "; long_quote += "He could take to drink but the Scots make the best in the world. "; long_quote += "He could take a rifle and end it all, but the breech-loading rifle was invented by Captain Patrick Ferguson of Pitfours, Scotland. "; long_quote += "If he escaped death, he could find himself on an operating table injected with Penicillin, discovered by Sir Alexander Fleming of Darvel, Scotland, and given Chloroform, an anesthetic discovered by Sir James Young Simpson, Obstetrician and Gynecologist of Bathgate, Scotland. "; long_quote += "Out of the anesthetic he would find no comfort in learning that he was as safe as the Bank of England founded by William Paterson of Dumfries, Scotland. "; long_quote += "Perhaps his only remaining hope would be to get a transfusion of guid Scottish blood which would entitle him to ask - "; long_quote += ""Wha's Like Us?" "; long_quote += " |
"[Simon Fraser] without any territorial designation, appears witnessing a charter of the lands in the barony of Urquart, granted in 1345 to Sir Patrick de Chisholm, constable of the castle, by John, Earl of Moray.""; Quotes[Quotes.length++] = "In 1906, Isabel Fraser brought seeds of the "Macaque Peach" from China to New Zealand. The fruit were also called "Strange Fruit" or "Chinese Gooseberry". In 1959, one seller came up with a new name, and by 1974 it was official. The "Macaque Peach" is now called the "Kiwifruit"."; // return a different quote each day // function qotd() { var now = new Date; var num = parseInt( '' + (now.getTime() / 86400000) ); // # days since epoch return '